Bernard Druskin - Mistaken identity
Transcript: We used to get parachutes twice a month. And once they parachuted a woman, and I'm saying ah God, and she's pulling out, submachine gun, she's going to kill me. I said, what are you crazy? (laughter) We're all partisans here! Oh, I'm sorry! She was a reporter for the TASS, they sent her down to get pictures.