Sam Gruber - "Where Are Your Horns?”
Transcript: I sit at a table and there sits a nice girl. And she starts talking to me and I talk to her, you know flirts because we are young. And she says all of a sudden, she came over to the Jewish question, said listen because of the Jews you are a prisoner of war and there is a war came because of the Jews. The Jews have horns, the Jews are not good and all everything bad about the Jews. And I said in that I am afraid you are right in what kind of situation I am in. I said to her, listen darling did you ever saw a Jew? She said no. I said did you how do you know all about this Jewish question? She said, I read. She said, Hitler told me and they have my country knows this and reading a lot and this and they all say that because of the Jews and they are ranting and they have horns. I said, listen darling, I am a Jew. She said what?! She almost fainted. She ran out, she came back. What where is your horns? Where is this how come you speak German like this and how come? I say, I ask you if you saw a Jew ever you said you never saw a Jew. You don't know we don't have horns. We are just the same people like you.